Facial hair is costing you Beer and is bad for your health

Reading through the Guinness Book Of World Records one often comes across some startling information. As I was sipping my FNQ Lager it was brought to my attention that I had been wasting beer for a long time… and a lot of it!

It stated that a pint of beer is lifted about ten times, and each time, aproximately 0.56ml is lost in a beer drinker’s facial hair. That’s not much, you say? Let me calculate that over your life time…

According to Everyday Health two 355ml beers a day for men and one for women can actually be good for you. So, if you followed that advice, over a year, beer loss (leading to possible health issues) equates to 408.8ml and over a lifetime that’s 28,616mls (28.5 Liters!) of our beautiful beer wasted on facial hair. That’s 86 stubbies of FNQ Lager!

In light of this news I have decided to lead the charge against beer wastage and shave my beloved beard off forever. It was either that or shave a circle around my mouth to accommodate the bottle tip. I don’t expect our Fans to follow me but please, think of your health and how much money you could save over your lifetime. It’s worth it.

E-Marketing Executive James Jones debearded.